tickleironysjudgment | The Preamble Becons| Scene One: Act One

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The Preamble Becons| Scene One: Act One

[The camera opens to some slight shifting as it traces the path of the ethereal being it has been pointed at, there is a slight bit of delay and the furious sound of a pen on paper in the very near background. Anima, a Misdreavous, is eagerly flitting about somewhere in Goldenrod while a certain mad scientist is taking notes.]

...not entirely unlike their p-p-power, however so very different in so very profoundly many ways. So many subspecies with infinitely many different potential uses and talents. A nearly inexhaustible amount of resources here for research...

[The camera pauses as Anima is now staring directly into it and beyond it. It makes a few cries, then passes through the camera and begins to do...something. Immediately the camera shifts wildly in various directions and Agnus makes a very obvious noise of irritation.]

Anima. Anima! Return that at once, you m-m-m-miserable phantom! Anima! I am p-p-perfectly aware of where I need to be.

[Cut to Agnus' face, sans monocle, noticeably irritated. Anima hovers around him enthusiastically.]

It was my assumption that these strange c-creatures would prove vastly less unwieldy to a keen wit and immovable will. They most certainly do not. [He reaches out and snatches the monocle back up from the creature when it is unexpected, then places it back on his face calmly.]

If any members of the O-order of t-t-the Sword are present on this band, I advise you to contact me immediately. Chief Alchemist Agnus, reporting. Awaiting c-c-c-contact, over and out. [The broadcast cuts out, but the link is left open for contact.]

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(Oh god, he's here now? This was too good to pass up, so in his hammiest voice...)

You'll find that these creatures are unlike any demon you've summoned. Ghosts, bugs, dragons, things not from the pits of hell...were they true demons, they would've also taken your head.

[Alchemist? No, but it doesn't sound like you're from Amestris... He's never heard of this "Order of the Sword" but perhaps this is something that existed in the other version...?]

You must be new here.

[Archer sounds amused when he responds though!]

These "creatures" are called Pokémon. They can be very useful if raised correctly. Unfortunately, those of us who were pulled here are stuck here.

Chief Alchemist? That sounds like an impresssive title. Unfortunately, it's most likely meaninglessss here.

[Says the guy whose last name is Commander.]

[Oh hello, fancy seeing you here. It takes her a little while to decide what she's going to do with this new development, and then decides to see if she can do what she does best.

Stir the pot.

...seriously you bring it upon yourself dude. You're feeding the troll in the red leather so you deserve to get trolled back.

And seeing as you asked for members of the Order, you get 'Gloria's' voice over the gear.]

So, the Saviour saw fit to bring you to this place too?

... You got a glitch in your vocals or somethin'?

[FUCKING HELL.]

[Of all the douchebags that had to come back to life.]

[And show up here!]

[On the plus side: Kyrie is safe, and presumably a whole fucking region away from this wackjob! And Nero will endeavour to keep it that way.

However: he's still back. Aside from Sanctus himself appearing on the gear, there really isn't anyone else Nero would be less happy to see.]

[Still, he'd best to say hello. Ignoring Agnus has never really done him any good, and he knows better than to think that the man's speech impediment hides anything less than a ruthless mind.]

[Which doesn't mean Nero can't mock him for it. Game on.]

Well, well. Look what the c-c-c-cat dragged in.

Whatever you're used to, it depends on their personality on how well they follow your orders.

... Yeah, uh... better get used to them not doing what you want 'em to.

'Cause that's not gonna change.

[ Just when she was starting to enjoy life here... Well, it would be improper of her to just outright ignore him and besides, maybe he'll be a changed man here. ]

Hello. [ Just the single word shows her apprehension as her eyebrows narrow down to show her slight agitation. ] Was your arrival here pleasant?

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[ video ] I am so, so sorry

1/??? I hope you weren't too attached to your inbox

2/5?

no subject

4/6 I lied

5/6

DONE video;

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video; look at me being the latest castmate to arrive!